new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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