i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
