kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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