He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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