I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
