possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There r osticjed everywhere
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
