Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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