I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You work out of a Hotel?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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