turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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