Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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