Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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