I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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