just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Someone came in the potted fern
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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