Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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