what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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