party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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