Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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