I think my vagina is haunted
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
someone owes me an orgasm
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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