you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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