I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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