Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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