It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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