i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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