Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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