you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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