Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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