I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She said her name was "party"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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