nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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