it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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