absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Randomize
