Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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