I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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