Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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