No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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