you guys were way drunker than both of me
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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