He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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