come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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