Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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