3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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