i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up backwards on a recliner
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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