He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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