You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
