i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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