so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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