Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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