I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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