Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
