i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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