She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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