He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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