don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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