ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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